piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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