p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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