is your mom at the bar?
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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