i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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