just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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