I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
