that's an acceptable place to lick
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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