were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
and she was petting her beer can
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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