so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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