ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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