I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
