What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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