He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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