Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just want nice things and good sex
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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