its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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