you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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