That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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