He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I believe in your delicious
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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