I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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