none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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