Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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