i jhust puked up my retainher.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
How many fucks given?
0.12846
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
