why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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