She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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