I think I just saw someone hide a body.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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