: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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