We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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