No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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