Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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