Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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