Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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