I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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