the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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