I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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