dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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