So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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