Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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