This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Dicks are not precious.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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