I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have post one night stand depression
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