Can Purell be used as lube?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i drank out of a bidet.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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