Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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