week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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