she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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