Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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