So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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