i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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