some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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