She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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