We got so high we made milksteak
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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