so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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