She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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