Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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