I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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