Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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